We decide to get away and have some fun 
Book a room and catch a flight  for two weeks in the sun 
She says, "Hawaii's too expensive." 
I say, "Barbados isn't bad." 
She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda." 
And I say, "Woman, are you mad!" 

Bermuda Triangle 
It makes people disappear 
Bermuda Triangle 
Don't go too near 

But she doesn't see my angle 
And she thinks I'm being dumb 
So Bermuda Triangle 
Here we come! 

Lying with my woman on the island sand 
I look up and see her with a stranger, hand in hand 
I see her sitting on his blanket 
I see them going for a swim 
And when I run to find my woman 
I find her running after him! 

Bermuda Triangle 
Makes my woman disappear 
Bermuda Triangle 
Don't go too near 

Looking at it from my angle 
Do you see why I'm so sad 
Oh Bermuda Triangle 
Very bad! 

Lying lost and lonely on the island sand, 
When a lovely stranger says hello and takes my hand 
And soon she's sitting on my blanket 
And then we're going for a swim 
When I say, "what about your boyfriend?" 
She turns and waves goodbye to him! 

Bermuda Triangle 
It makes people disappear 
Bermuda Triangle 
Don't go to near 

But look at it from my angle 
And you'll see why I'm so glad 
Now Bermuda Triangle 
Not so bad!

Everybody!
Bermuda Triangle
It makes people disappear
Bermuda Triangle
Don't go too near

But look at it from my angle
And you'll see why I'm so glad
Now Bermuda Triangle
Not so bad!